AVPU

this morning there is a division which have their first aid exam. so i was 1 of the examiner there. when i was marking the exam papers, then i saw this member answer sheet:

Question : What is RICE? What is the purpose of RICE?

Answer(supposingly) :
R-Rest
I-Ice
C-Compression
E-Elevate
Purpose-treatment for sports injury

Answer(that member):
rice is made from paddy. it is for us to eat n provide us with carbohydrate.

this answer was not that ridiculous.

but dun forget this is a first aid exam

another answer superb ridiculous!!!!

question : what is AVPU? what is the purpose of AVPU?

answer (supposingly) :
A-Alert
V-Voice
P-Pain
U-Unresponsive
Purpose-to check the level of responsiveness of the casualty

answer(the member):
AVPU stands for Alien VS Predator United.
Purpose - the alien fight with the predator to destroy the alien

OMG!!!! wat kind of answer for a first aid exam!!!!! gonna faint!!!!

is the worst answer i ever seen before. even bring in movie into first aid!!!

cannont tahan already.
then the member of this division very lack of discipline, did not dress completely.

so decided to give some hukuman to them.
those without complete dress code jus need to do 10pumpings.

but that ALIEN VS PREDATOR UNITED fan need to do 50 pumpings.

the member still can laugh when i m reading out his answer!!!!